Red Rider or AK47?

On the way to the grocery store, Camden asked me his usual, "when can we get…"  “…more gummies.”

 

I said, “Not today.”

 

He said, “When?”

 

I said, “Maybe in two years when you are seven.  …Or sometime sooner.”

 

He replied that he didn't need gummies when he was seven because he was getting a rifle.

 

I laughed.

 

He said, “Dad said so.”  Hrm…

 

Wendy